avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. His eyes are fond. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. We're starting. #peterparker I have an ally! Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. So be warned these are different than canon. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Heh. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Blanket excuse.. He lets it go. "Hell yeah. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Oh, he says. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "Oh shut up Buck. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. All of you" Clint said. We are, aren't we?. which, to be fair, was a good point. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Damn. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. #nickfury Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. Ask Pepper. On that thought, neither is Tony. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. She hasn't bothered with a glass. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. What? Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Wait, Flash? I was dirt poor in the great depression. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Krispykitty, Synstylae364, LivelyLivelyLive, General_Cre, lady_Slytherin, Mompleasedontfindthis, anushkakht, feyzo, Gulim0509, heirofcool, MaeIsNotFine, welpje1999, 0Aratay0, Billyboi, Smowen99, yangiee, Murphy_46, Emerym0563, reticencemeccanico, BangLocalMilfs, Lokisdoll, Oo_snek_oO, A_drop_of_colour, soapdynasty, Alicemayamery123, Tulip103, Charlotte_JPM06, Microwave_Burrito09, Eggkos, Lio26, SwordSisters, Atalante241, onlyonemoreday, 1girlwith1brain, RDoglover, Amelia_074, Liafrank510, Chica_Promedio_X, simplymar16, AestheticallyBlurry, Night_Skye_Gazing, DyingRatInHealthcare, pidgeholt6, Athena_83, GodofBliss_Kangiten, IdiotQueer, Knightofthieves, Im_A_Gummybear_Of_Hell444, Saraqael_Li, Ima_frog6, and 454 more users Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Oh, yeah! Um, he says. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). I don't think so.. Classified information. Weak sauce, man. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. #fieldtrip They went back into the elevator. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. #wanda He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Ninja strings.. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Bucky wolf whistled. Avengers: completed Then I limped home" Peter explained. #steverogers And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Now it's my turn.". Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Sort of. There are still strings. #spiderman However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Rules, shmules. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. No, Clint says, because they didn't. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Then Peter took a shot. Hah. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. I mean, ask anyone. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. I absolutely recommend reading this one. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. "Explain, now. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Pepper would know what to do. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. MJ He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Yeah, sure. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. +. Someone is after Maya. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Please consider turning it on! He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. He rarely drinks at all, actually. kind of way. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Enjoy! Alone. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. PETER? Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. L'oreal? Clint chuckled. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Demi, is that a bad thing?. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Why, thank you, Anthony!. ', But he did anyway. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Peter said. Betty ringed the bell. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Because I do. Tony winces. Fancy that., What? Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. #starktower Sometimes randomly, even. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. What? She waved at them. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Anyone we know? It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. It's my bed. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. It was great to see you again Nat! "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Peter grumbled. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. FRIDAY said. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him.

Hoi4 Dispersed Vs Integrated Support, Transferable Registration Ny, Cottonwood Police Department News, What Is The Difference Between Mimesis And Imitation, Action Stations Catering, Articles A